Fun times with kids are always great, but let’s be honest: they say crazy things when you least expect it. Take a look at these 14 stories about kids who said things that made everyone laugh out loud.

“I had the two-year-olds I teach tell me the names of their parents just to see if they knew.” “What’s Mommy’s name?” I ask a little boy. He tells her, “Mila.” “What’s Daddy’s name?” I ask. It looks like he’s trying to figure out the answer but is having trouble. “What does Mommy call Daddy?” I ask. He looks up at me and says, “Big Papa,” when I think he might say “John.” I couldn’t help but laugh out loud.”

“I work with little kids. A little girl who was six years old one day calmly told another girl who was being a pain, “Go see a therapist, darling. You sound like you need one.” At the time, it was funny, but it also made me sad that the girl had heard that phrase so many times that she could repeat it during a fight.

“A 7YO once told me that he was afraid to go to his parents’ room, because “Foxy lives there.” I thought it was just his crazy imagination since he’s past the “fear of monsters” stage. I still needed to talk to his mom about it, though. It turns out the kid’s furry dad has a fox suit in the closet, which the kid found when he went there to find a place to hide during hide-and-seek.

“About two years ago, I worked at a daycare. Two stories stand out to me: one girl told me, “When Daddy takes a bath, Mommy shaves his back,” and another girl said that her dad would sometimes drop a turd in the toilet while watching her in the tub. The second child’s dad came to pick her up that day, and I couldn’t look him in the eye.

“I was going to read a story about a mouse who lost his bed.” I always ask a few warm-up questions before I read. I asked, “When you go to sleep at night, what do you sleep on?” The little girl next to me said, “My dad sleeps on the couch.” Most of the kids said something like “bed.”

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